Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...