Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...