Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.