The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...