Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...