Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.