Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!