An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.