tadpole feel lonely
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A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
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Yo mama’s head so small
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Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
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Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
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