Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...