Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...