When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
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Universal excuse form.
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Ready for some Football?
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Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!