Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...