A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...