What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...