Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...