Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...