My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
New scientific element: WOMAN
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Here’s your fee schedule
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Theory of the Stork
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Cup of Coffee
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Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
How do you drownd a blonde?
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The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...