Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...