Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...