From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...