What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...