Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...