Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...