Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...