A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...