I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...