New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...