Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...