The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...