Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...