To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...