Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...