Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...