Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.