Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...