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“…clamp…sponge…scalpel…oops…”
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...