Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...