Get Me Another Lawyer
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The Pearly Gates Computer
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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
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A serious condition
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Make My Horse Laugh
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Oopsy Daisy!
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How can I believe in God when just last week…
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What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!