The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...