A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....