Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...