The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...