Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...