Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...