Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!