Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...