Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!