Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...