No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Methods of execution
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Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...