Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob