There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.